Extremely Bad Advice: Teen Streets
Dear Steve, I have a lovely townhouse on a quiet street. It’s a  friendly area where the neighbours always have a smile and a wave, and  parents can let their kids play outside from dawn to dusk. My question  is this: How can I get those slackass neighbourhood kids out of my  alley? They are constantly loitering behind my house and no amount of  scolding, cajoling or throwing dead-tree copies of the Post seems to  deter them.

Extremely Bad Advice: Teen Streets

Dear Steve, I have a lovely townhouse on a quiet street. It’s a friendly area where the neighbours always have a smile and a wave, and parents can let their kids play outside from dawn to dusk. My question is this: How can I get those slackass neighbourhood kids out of my alley? They are constantly loitering behind my house and no amount of scolding, cajoling or throwing dead-tree copies of the Post seems to deter them.